Toy Building Prints

'It's a self-build.'

Rocking horse

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Lego Haircut

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Caution: use only under child supervison

"I tested very high in playing."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Modern Parents

Constructing your own prison!

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."