Toy Assembly Gifts

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"Young Frankenstein"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Rocking horse

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Lego Haircut

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Imagination

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"They're class action figures."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Caution: use only under child supervison

Jack in the Box

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"Ramming Speed!"

Perfection

Constructing your own prison!

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."