Toy Creator Pillows

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Rocking horse

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

It's more than a mike!

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

Constructing your own prison!

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Yo-Yo Sales

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."