Toy Creator T-Shirts

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Rocking horse

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Caution: use only under child supervison

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

It's more than a mike!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Constructing your own prison!

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'