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"Our action figures this year: a genetic engineer, a venture capitalist and a hacker."

The Computer Bore

Director/Action Man toy.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Rocking horse

Back to work...

Friday

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Lego Haircut

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Engineer on the move.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

It's more than a mike!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Yo-Yo Sales

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'It's a self-build.'