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'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Tired of fetching?'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

It's more than a mike!

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Daisy Diaper Service

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Hacksaw Violin.

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'