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"Young Frankenstein"

Director/Action Man toy.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Tired of fetching?'

World's cheapest car

It's more than a mike!

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'It keeps me sane!'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"Their kids will be begging for it."