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The exciting new game of skeet golf.

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

World's cheapest car

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'It keeps me sane!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Dog fetches dice

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

How to Rise with the Sun

Bagging the Chipmunk

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'