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"Young Frankenstein"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

World's cheapest car

Let the Summer Games Begin!

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Dog fetches dice

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'It keeps me sane!'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

How to Rise with the Sun

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Bagging the Chipmunk

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'How can I put this....?'