Quirky Art Inventor T-Shirts

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Sport Utility Boot.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Family Butcher.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

World's cheapest car

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'I know, but he's a genius.'