Quirky Art Inventor Prints

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Sport Utility Boot.

Joined at the hipster.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Outré or simply bad?"

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Family Butcher.

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

World's cheapest car

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'