Quirky Game Designer T-Shirts

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Kitchen Tetris

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Teenage Angst.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Dog fetches dice

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Playing Pyramids

'Please join us.'

Apple Vision Pro

God playing with dolls.

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"