Video Game Designer T-Shirts

'In case you were wondering why the doctor plays computer games all day. . . He is actually controlling me.'

Teenage Angst.

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'I'm planning to quit school after grade 6 before all the best jobs in video game design are taken.'

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

Ben Pasternak

'If You want it to be truly interactive, You'll have to give them free will.'

'This is the worst video game ever! You try to stop space invaders by passing stronger immigration laws.'

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

Trump brain!

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"All this important talk about Will and his poor grades is nice and all, but if you'll excuse me I have a paused video game at home that I need to tend to."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Kitchen Tetris

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"You have word-ill."

Board Game Hunter

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.