Dog Toy Innovators T-Shirts

'Tired of fetching?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"He's my school project for science class."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Dog fetches dice

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

When technology goes too far #2. The wireless yo-yo. q

"She's eating in tonight."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

Dog with blow-up leg.

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

Before the ball, inventors first toyed around with the slightly-less successful hamster cube.

"Must you chomp on that squeaky toy during the movie?"

Jim took management through his latest development. He was going after the generation where every child gets a ribbon!!

"He was the inventor of the Hula Hoop."

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

"How original, I got a squeaky-toy for Christmas too..."

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."

"This is the only way that I can get him a bath."