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"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"He's my school project for science class."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Tired of fetching?'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Dog fetches dice

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

'Here's my business card.'

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

'You're in luck. The dog ate my sermon.'

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

'I hear you have a side business.'

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'

Man walks dog using treadmill.

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

'You'll just have to make do until I can find your boot size.'

'I think it's great that Spot's new collar helps us monitor his activity.'

"Look, I've invented a catoodle."