Pet Food Innovator T-Shirts

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Dog fetches dice

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

"We're making progress."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"They really are chunky."

'Here's my business card.'

"This is our new product consultant."

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

'Sir, please meet Mr Jenkins from Dog Food Inc.'

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

Man walks dog using treadmill.

Boy get cookies while dog gets treats.

'Look at this: We get the gourmet tins while Rex gets the generic dog food...'

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

Naming the Chickow meat. Cheef. Bicken. Beeficken??