Pet Food Innovator T-Shirts

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Dog fetches dice

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"We're making progress."

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'Here's my business card.'

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"They really are chunky."

"This is our new product consultant."

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

'Sir, please meet Mr Jenkins from Dog Food Inc.'

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

Man walks dog using treadmill.

'Look at this: We get the gourmet tins while Rex gets the generic dog food...'

Boy get cookies while dog gets treats.

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

Naming the Chickow meat. Cheef. Bicken. Beeficken??

"Look, I've invented a catoodle."