Toy Engineer T-Shirts

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Lego Haircut

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Computerized Dollhouse.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

It's more than a mike!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

Toy White House built incorrectly.