Toy Packaging Engineer T-Shirts

'Tonight the world famous escape artist faces his greatest challenge yet: a contraption designed by toy packaging engineers.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

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"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

It's more than a mike!

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

Access Denied!

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'I need a new toy!'

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'