Food Packaging Geek T-Shirts

Hostess Fruit Pie

Packaging Russian Dolls

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Too much packaging

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

Health food and junk food

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'Tonight the world famous escape artist faces his greatest challenge yet: a contraption designed by toy packaging engineers.'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

Market. I'm waiting for the day when cereal boxes come in four sizes: Large, giant, colossal and full.

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

"My new recycling bin from Amazon is not big enough for the packaging it came in."

Glop With Packaging

"These kitchen shears are great for cutting plastic packaging. . . like the packaging they come in."

'The danger of similar packaging.'

I'll know when the world is going to end -- all the expiration dates on food will be the same!

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

Coffee Warehouse. These have become hazardous to consume - they're old and rotten. They're just a bunch of haz-beans now!

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."