Food Packaging Geek Pillows

Hostess Fruit Pie

Packaging Russian Dolls

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

Too much packaging

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"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Health food and junk food

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'Tonight the world famous escape artist faces his greatest challenge yet: a contraption designed by toy packaging engineers.'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

Glop With Packaging

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

'The danger of similar packaging.'

"These kitchen shears are great for cutting plastic packaging. . . like the packaging they come in."

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.