Food Packaging Enthusiast Pillows

Market. I'm waiting for the day when cereal boxes come in four sizes: Large, giant, colossal and full.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'Special Delivery!'

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

Health food and junk food

'Tonight the world famous escape artist faces his greatest challenge yet: a contraption designed by toy packaging engineers.'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"The presentation is dreadful."

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

The company started way back in 1952, when your grandad told your grandma her cooking wasn't fit for human consumption.

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

Glop With Packaging

"My new recycling bin from Amazon is not big enough for the packaging it came in."

I'll know when the world is going to end -- all the expiration dates on food will be the same!

"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'