Toy Inventors Pillows

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Thinking Gears

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking horse

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Playdough's The Republic

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

One!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

Help me!

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"