Toy Inventors Mugs

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Thinking Gears

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking horse

Playdough's The Republic

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

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