Toy Designers Mugs

Jim took management through his latest development. He was going after the generation where every child gets a ribbon!!

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking horse

"That'll be five bucks."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Childlike love

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Inaction Figure

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Help me!

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium