Toy Designers Gifts

Jim took management through his latest development. He was going after the generation where every child gets a ribbon!!

When technology goes too far #2. The wireless yo-yo. q

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking horse

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

One!

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Inaction Figure

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium