Toy Historian Pillows

Playdough's The Republic

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Dill! Stop being a freakish modern day cow-relic chewing throwback! Ok?'

"This doll doesn't do anything. . . is it dead?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Rocking Horse

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Werewolves of London..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.