Toy Historian Prints

Playdough's The Republic

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Dill! Stop being a freakish modern day cow-relic chewing throwback! Ok?'

"This doll doesn't do anything. . . is it dead?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Rocking Horse

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

"Werewolves of London..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

ZOO

A trevor of trainspotters