Ancient Toy Enthusiast Pillows

'Dill! Stop being a freakish modern day cow-relic chewing throwback! Ok?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Inaction Figure

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Toys

Jack in the Box

Help me!

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Romans.

The Music Box