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'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

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Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Rocking Horse

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Werewolves of London..."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

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Tired Barbie