Tech Toy Enthusiast Gifts

When technology goes too far #1. The wireless swing. Waaaaah!

'Now listen up, this is a life and death thing...the cheap low voltage battery is for your husband's pacemaker...the high-powered heavy-duty one is your vibrator!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'