Tech Toy Enthusiast Mugs

'Now listen up, this is a life and death thing...the cheap low voltage battery is for your husband's pacemaker...the high-powered heavy-duty one is your vibrator!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Claus 2.0

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Evolution.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Gen-Next Library

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."