Tech Toy Lover Gifts

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

PJ sure has fun with his new laser pointer / taser.'

Woman receives email in the post.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"I'm sure it is making work more enjoyable. However, there maybe some liability issues."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Santa Claus's Mail

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

That one has all the batteries!

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Bring out yer books!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Slinky Cow World

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'