Tech Gadgets T-Shirts

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'Data Dude' magazine.

In need of a wash...

The Crushing of Independent Bookstores.

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

Playpen CCTV

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

People using mobile phones oblivious to the world around them.

The Poo-ber Autowalker

"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

"Again? How many times are the three bears going to post photos of their porridge?"

'What's this? I asked for an 'Xbox 360'!'

"Now to find a way outside!"

"Really?"

Remote control bone.

"Playing with my phone again, I see..."

"You'd get up and take out the trash if your activity tracker told you to."

Remote learning

"I was bored. If you get me a computer and phone I'll stay out of trouble when you leave."

"The universal remote comes with great responsibility. It controls the entire universe."

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

The casual selfie

"Control. Options. Command. I wish!"

Computer pulls face at owner behind her back.

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"You've got computer-breath."

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

"I lie awake at night in fear that one day she'll get drunk, and we'll never see each other agian."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Not the moment for a selfie...

Smartphone Sonogram