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"He looks so natural."

Christmas Technology

"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."

'He's been keeping busy as usual, doing odd jobs around the house.'

"It's an O.K. phone, but it takes great pictures."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

The phones of Dr. Moreau

Better Living Through Technology

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

Warning Sign For Texters.

'She looks so liberated.'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"I'm Bored."

'Is there a 'back to school' app?'

'When are they going to make an a/c app?'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Technology continues to improve communication.

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

Claire discovers the The Clapper operates on the same frequency as Don's pacemaker.

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

"Yes, it's self-defrosting. It also does a daily inventory, searches for the best deal and runs over to the store for you."

"No, I don't want to play chess. I just want you to reheat the lasagna."

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Renewable Energy

'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

Baby Mobile

'She's having withdrawal symptoms. Her cellphone's in repair.'

'Help!'