Fun With Tech Gifts

A man searches for women on the internet.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Second lifeReal life.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Tunnel of TV

'This is suppose to be progress.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'Roll on the stoneless office.'

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Remote control bridge in bath.

"Tech CEO, community leader, mother of two – she's both inspiring and demoralizing."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"