Home Tech Fun Gifts

'Why can't we get proper remote control?'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"There's even an app for being a mother!"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

"You don't like my new whistle?"

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

Television Baseball

Auto-Broom. It's the hottest new gadget. Everybody is getting this automatic broom! It's sweeping the nation!

Testing the speed of light in a hand-held vacuum.

No doubt about it... Joyce had become addicted to computer games!

Appliances. Toasters. Ten bucks extra? I didn't even know that toasters needed undercoating.

Inauguration Watch Party

Adventure Tours You Can Do During Home Quarantine

Father struggling with the microwave

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'