Home Techie Gifts

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

I've always been slower than computers...

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Artificial Isle

'I need a smarter computer.'

'I am not a robot.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"