Tech-savvy Fun-seeker Gifts

Man going to the toilet using computer paper as toilet paper.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Tunnel of TV

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

Augmented reality check

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Remote control bridge in bath.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Siri, find me someone better."

"Would you care to come up and see my cardiovascular fitness data?"

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

"Fine – if they all want to meet online, screw them."

"Take me to your toilet..!"

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

Modern Chivalry

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

"Hey, Siri, should I kiss her good-night?"

Early critics.

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

"It's for people who can't remember passwords."

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'Darling, you always seem to know the right things to say, I don't know how you do it!'

"This isn't going to work out, I'm looking for someone with more apps."

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.