Tech-savvy Fun-seeker Pillows

Man going to the toilet using computer paper as toilet paper.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Tunnel of TV

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Virtual Lap Dancing

Cafe. It didn't go well? That date was selected for you by a sophisticated statistical algorithm. Lots of math, but no chemistry.

Augmented reality check

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

Remote control bridge in bath.

"Fine – if they all want to meet online, screw them."

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

"Siri, find me someone better."

"Take me to your toilet..!"

"Would you care to come up and see my cardiovascular fitness data?"

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

Modern Chivalry

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

"It's for people who can't remember passwords."

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'Haven't I Googled you somewhere before?'

'Darling, you always seem to know the right things to say, I don't know how you do it!'

"This isn't going to work out, I'm looking for someone with more apps."

"Hey, Siri, should I kiss her good-night?"

Early critics.

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."