Tech-savvy Fun Pillows

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Weird things I do because of the internet

Relaxing in the Sun

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Tunnel of TV

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Early Learning Today

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'