Tech Trouble Delight Gifts

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Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

The Final Chapter.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"Problem?"

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

A businessman suffering from data overload.

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

'It's never done that before!'

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Internet crap.

'I see the printer is acting up again.'

PC spits mud out

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

Unknown computer error.

Universal Credits Computer: Kaput

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

Research Institute - "...How the hell should I know!"