Tech Trouble Gifts

"Sorry to bother you but I can't ask my son for computer help while he's in a in time out."

'My computers down again!'

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'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

Computer Frustration

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"No internet connection"

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

God creates humans.

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'Try rebooting.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'computer says no.....el!'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

A businessman suffering from data overload.

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Internet crap.

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

PC spits mud out

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

Divorce lawyer "Then it's final, you get the computer as you requested and your wifes gets the house, car and everything else"