Business Rival Mugs

"I hope he's not still mad about that little tiff we had."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

Run, Mike, Run!

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

The Rivalry Begins

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

Fight on the top

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.