Business Rivalry Enthusiast Mugs

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Tic-tac-toe

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"Just being proactive."

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

The merger has been called off

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'Do it again.'

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

'Identify those with leadership potential. I need to eliminate the competition.'

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

'Take that back! - Gynecologists aren't EITHER sissies!'

A dog is angry at cat for drilling holes in his water bowl.

"Mom said you should empty the dishwasher since I helped her update her phone and computer. It pays to be smart."