Business Rivalry Enthusiast T-Shirts

GOING TOE-TO-TOE IN 2020

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Tic-tac-toe

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."

The merger has been called off

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

'Do it again.'

'Identify those with leadership potential. I need to eliminate the competition.'

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

A dog is angry at cat for drilling holes in his water bowl.