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"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Run, Mike, Run!

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Fight on the top

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

"This is Stevenson. He'll be your permanent wall of opposition."

"The old man wants to see you in his office now."

"We've met."

"Hemple, you did the play-by-play of our meeting with Amalgamated - is the ball now in their court or in our court?"

Arm wrestling

"Damn you Smith, you competitive bastard. . ."

"Done." "But you only cut one hair!" "Well, if you wanted more done you should've gone across the street to Hairs-R-Us."

Carrot juice selling better than lemonade

'They're always like this just before a predatory business deal.'

'I tried to meet the sales goal but alas! It fought like a mule and it bit like a crocodile!'

'I'm warning you, Hannon: you're not the only one around here who can play hardball!'

"I thought chess club would be less violent."

"Looks like the competition's getting serious!"

"They've agreed to the merger. The sticking point is who is swallowing who."

Stiff Competition