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"I hope he's not still mad about that little tiff we had."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

Run, Mike, Run!

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

Fight on the top

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'My app just ate your widget.'

The Rivalry Begins

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'