Corporate Rivalry T-Shirts

Rudy, stop thinking about it. What? Stop thinking about how Google and Apple are competing in the phone business, music, mobile search. Do no obsess about how these two hip symbols of consumer friendliness are cutthroat businesses that could shred one another in the name of profits. I've make a list of things you shouldn't worry about. I take mild solace you used the phrase "mobile search."

Father, if Google and Apple compete, to whom should I show allegiance? We are mere mortals. We cannot pretend to understand the meaning of this war. Perhaps it is like Zeus vs. Godzilla, or Terminator vs the Hobbit. Or even the force from Star Wars vs. the sentient tree from the planet Pandora. I have no idea what you're saying. My point. It's beyond our understanding. Computer Villa Customer Service.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

The Alpha Seltzer

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"Eat my dust!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'The grudge match.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Run, Mike, Run!

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.