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'They're always like this just before a predatory business deal.'

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

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"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

Working at Home Half Day

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"I made the mistake of asking my boss for an office with a view."

Management Styles - Inclusive

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'