Business Competitor Mugs

"They've agreed to the merger. The sticking point is who is swallowing who."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

City Marathon.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Run, Mike, Run!

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

Fight on the top

The Rivalry Begins

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."